MY THIRD DECADE
I was going to write some dramatic, deep, meaningful, heartfelt shat about how life’s been a journey for the past 20 years and how I’ve grown as a person and how the world seems so different to me now and how I’ve gotten really good at writing run-on sentences and removing wedgies in public without anyone noticing (I hope). BUT THEN, I realized that I don’t take myself that seriously and neither should you. Here’s to another year of RIDICULOUS.










